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Distracted, Day not quite seized

"I didn't seize the day; more like we argued over the roadmap, got lost, found the path again, argued again, had a flat tire and finally managed to limp into the local town. Where the only hotel available was clown themed. — Carpe Deim? More like whatever is Latin for “shitshow”

Video and pictures

Today just a photo shoved under Multimedia, but if you ever wonder what the red squiggly lines are when you’re typing in most programs, this picture is for you. Learn it, love it.

Also – a YouTube link to a video I made years at a the Calgary Comic Expo, if you need a short laugh. And a warning about the dangers of Parrot Snorfling!

New Flash Fiction!

Under Library of Stories, read How to Feed Your Monsters. It’s a short and hopefully funny story about the dining habits of closet monsters.

A ****ing Update

Okay, under Library of Stories I’ve a new commentary, but be warned, it’s a whimsical examination of our use and overuse of the f-word, so “Mature Audiences Only” for this one.

New study suggesting people with ADHD have shorter lifespans January 28, 2025
https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/adhd-deaths-1.7442958 Since Facebook has blocked Canadian news and also FUCK THEM, I thought, “Let’s experiment with linking to news on my site, then linking to Facebook”. Anyhow, interesting article, relevant to my interests, and I will add (not seriously) the reason people with ADHD die sooner is that everyone else is running at 33RPM, we […]
Upcoming news, changes December 3, 2024
In the Library of Stores page, I will be removing a lot of stories. This is because I’ve since rewritten them and will be including them in an anthology soon. More details about that soon, but for anyone (taps microphone “Hello, is this thing on) reading, yeah, I am working on things. The post Upcoming […]
So, I’m Still Here… August 22, 2024
[looks at the last time I updated my website…coughs nervously] I think in the future, people will look at the years of the pandemic as a really rough decade. It was a difficult time, but to quote Michael Caine, I “used the difficulty”. Background: Actor Michael Caine was rehearsing a play early in his career. […]
Throwback / Throw a light to the future Thursday April 14, 2022
In March 2021 my sister Kathie had been told “yes, the cancer is back, and your time is up.” So, prior to the Easter weekend, I took a few days off work to travel to Edmonton. I visited Kathie, her family, and my other two siblings: Gail and Ken (and Ken’s wife & one of […]
Christmas Song of my youth, missing my sister, other thoughts December 14, 2021
Back in the late 60s/early 70s, Zellers sold A Very Merry Christmas: Volume 3. It was an album with a lot of big name stars (at the time) and other talent belting out seasonal songs. Mom bought it, and every Christmas growing up, she pulled this one out to play it. It’s actually quite a […]
Live, Laugh, mADneSSs line of thoughts November 26, 2021
Giving myself a quick hour to do something creative and humorous even if it is a random (to borrow from the late comedian George Carlin) “Brain dropping”. From my “Live, Laugh, mADneSSs” line of thoughts, words of wisdom, etc. Enjoy. Heh. Heehee. HehehehahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA! The post Live, Laugh, mADneSSs line of thoughts appeared first on EvanKayne.com.
Posting to EvanKayne.com not Facebook…how “meta” November 21, 2021
TL; DR: Found pizza, found some joy, but someone else lost theirs. Burp. This just happened a few weeks ago. I had just finished a closing shift at ye olde cannabis dispensary, it had been a week since they told us they were closing this location due to low sales (we’re unionized so most of […]
New Flash Fiction! I’m on TikTok! I’m still here! July 30, 2021
New flash fiction either in Podcast or print format. This new and original story, while a work of fiction, is based off a fever dream I had when I was in the hospital. Coming damn close to death in April made me think about a lot of things and people in my life. In the […]
COVID-19, Writing, and Edits May 26, 2021
April 2021 will always be the lost month, as I was hospitalized with double pneumonia due to being infected with the South African variant of COVID-19. I was hospitalized for 13 days at the Rockyview hospital here in Calgary. It gave me time to think about my priorities in life. I will be doing more […]
Distracted, Day not quite seized March 1, 2021
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